through the mirror of my mind
The series that brought women t

we got a number one victory royale
yeah, Fortnite, we bout to get down (get down)
ten kills on the board right now
just wiped out Tomato Town

(people always ask me)
my friend just got downed
(if my mother is immortal)
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
(but no one ever steps)
now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
(into the portal)
look at the map, go to the marked sheet

castaways
we are castaways
ahoy there, ahoy
we are castaways

it's fun for me just to grab a boob
plus my penis got an attitude
my wiener's in a combative mood
come and suck a mean one like it's mad at you

it's fun for me just to grab a boob
plus my penis got an attitude
my wiener's in a combative mood
come and suck a mean one like it's mad at you

call me when you want, call me when you need
call me in the morning, I'll be on the way
call me when you want, call me when you need
call me out by your name, I'll be on the way like

both the USA and Canada have squares in large amounts
but we're only counting countries and states don't count
Poland would look like a square if it invaded to the south
Kazakhstan looks like a turtle with a leaf stuck in its mouth

could I interest you in everything all of the time
a little bit of everything all of the time
(see the way the earth can stay below)
apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime
anything and everything all of the time

who do we think we are?
(girl is that a pie in your window)
everything plays a part
(cause I wanna get to know it)
there are some things we are never meant to know
(I had to do it cause I'm a bad boy)
why so serious?

cause girl, you know
that my life is unreal
I got Fortnite und trinke Cola
wie cool ist dass bitte? yippie!
but I'd give it all up
if I could have just one day
just one day
I'd give it up for one day without Dale

yes, I am a nerd
bookworm, I’m studious
from my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
back in Kindergarten
I aced my college entrance exam
now, I’m no rocket scientist
oh wait, I am
when I pour my Alpha-bits
I get nothing but straight A’s
my retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I slammed my penis in the car door

do you like how I walk?
do you like how I talk?
do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk?
I have a wonderful wife
I have a powerful job
she criticizes me for being egocentric

I'm on the border
(does my whole life need a giant watermark?)
of starting over
(have I truly really never noticed something so stark?)

she's got her hair tied up in braids
(why is it this way?)
and glasses perched up on her face
(these are some deep questions, wait, this getting too philosophical for me)
she is a small girl taking on a big world
(blue from feeling like I'm suffocating)
with inventions she makes
(to lay it on the line, it's closing in on me)

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky
(and though her plans may go awry)
are like shooting stars
(she's gonna get back up and try)
I could really use a wish right now
(gonna be a shining star)
wish right now, wish right now
(she's going far: Penny!)

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky
(Spongebob, Patrick)
are like shooting stars
(Squidward, Sandy)
I could really use a wish right now, wish right now
(Larry, Pearl)
wish right now
(Mr. Krabs and Plankton)

Karen, Squidward
Gary and Miss Puff
Plankton, Bongebob
Mr. Krabs, King Neptune

this horse isn't from here Abby
you can't be calling me a lair (calling me a lair)
when I have damn papers in this bitch.
and you sure don't know everything about a horse honey
so kinda get over yourself
your calling me a lair thatz real funny don't you think.

what you know about rolling down in the deep?
(You haven't even seen this horse)
when your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
(this horse is bigger and huger than any horse ive own)
when these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
(and she 10x the size of yours)
I feel like an astronaut in the ocean

what you know about rolling down in the deep?
when your brain goes numb, you can call that mental freeze
when these people talk too much, put that shit in slow motion, yeah
I feel just like a tanned Harry Potter