hey, guys. day six in uh, self-quarantine, and I gotta say that these past few days, uh, got me feeling a bit philosophical. you know, this virus... had affected the entire world. everyone. doesn't matter who you are, where you're from. we're all in this together.
and I saw, I ran into this video of this Italian guy playing the trumpet, um, in his balcony, uh, to all the other people who were locked inside their homes. and he was playing Imagine, and there was something so powerful and pure, um, about this video. uh, and it, it goes like this.

(damn, traffic! damn, traffic!)

one bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky
two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
three more yoinks, and I buy me a smoothie
poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy

one bad gloop, and she do what I yoinky (Da Vinky?)
two big splurgs and a big ass gloopy
three more yoinks, and I buy me a smoothie (me? Gongaga)
poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy

you're out of touch
I'm out of time
but I'm out of my head
when you're not around
you're out of touch
I'm out of time
but I'm out of my head
when you're not around

I'm a savage
classy, bougie, ratchet
sassy, moody, nasty (hey, hey, yeah)
acting stupid, what's happening?
bitch, what's happening?
bitch, I'm a savage, yeah
classy, bougie, ratchet, yeah
sassy, moody, nasty, huh
acting stupid, what's happening?
bitch, what's happening?

it's time, it's time to get good at darts
I've always wanted to, but never wanted to work hard
and getting good, just like bowling and chess
I want the skill, but have no willpower to do all the rest
but now I'm home and social distancing and everything's fine
I have the time to focus on darts during this quarantine
and I'm finding all the moves and all the tricks of the trade
I didn't know that you could throw a dart so many dang ways

it's time to get good at the darts
it's time for everyone to get good
not just me, but you too

I WATCHED MY GRANDPA SAY PENIS

the Chancellor of Darts has now made their decree
that everyone on this earth has dart proficiency
the future is coming and soon it's a world of the dart

poured up a gloop, that's a gloop and a splurgy

EINMAL IN DER WOCHE
KUNST UND MUSIK
ZWEIMAL IN DER WOCHE
GESCHICHTE UND DEUTSCH
DREIMAL IN DER WOCHE
MATHE, ENGLISCH, ABER
EINMAL, ZWEIMAL, DREIMAL, VIERMAL
FÜNFMAL, SECHSMAL, UND
SIEBENMAL IN DER WOCHE
REMY THE RATATOUILLE
ZU VIELE HAUSAUFGABEN
THE RAT OF ALL MY DREAMS

what's my name? (Dunkaccino!)
it's a whole new game (Dunkaccino!)
you want creamy goodness, I'm your friend
say hello to my chocolate blend

in Wigan, it's as good as gravy

Attica, hoo-wah, latte lite
last night I had the strangest dream
this whole trial is out of sight
they pulled me back in with hazelnut, too
I sailed away to China
caramel swirl, I know it was you
in a literal boat to find ya
ah, hello Gordon!

everyone wants my Dunkaccino
nothing ventured, nothing gained!
and you said you had to get your laundry clean
look Gordon, ropes!
can't get enough of my Dunkaccino
we can use them for big pits!
ah, hello Gordon!
didn't want no one to hold you
kids from seven to seventeeno
nothing ventured, nothing gained!
I'm getting full, Gordon
we can use soda for my clone!
what does that mean?
lining up for my Dunkaccino
AUUGHH! hello Gordon!

and you said
here we go, cause we're Fanboy and Chum Chum
ain't nothing gonna break my stride
when I was just a baby
a little coo-coo, Fanboy and Chum Chum
nobody gonna slow me down
we're amazing, totally crazy
oh no, I got to keep on moving
my mama told me, son
Fanboy and Chum Chum, come on everybody, sing!

damn, you looking sweet, babe (sweet babe)
we're gonna scream at the top of our lungs
ain't nothing gonna break my stride
good enough to eat, babe (eat babies)
always be a baby
we're gonna play and have some fun
I'm running and I won't touch the ground
oh no, I got to keep on moving
so imma eat your feet, babe
we don't care if you stare
eat your feet and for dessert, imma eat your shirt (eat your fucking shirt)
don't ever be a gun
I mean, look at our underwear!

but I'm stuck in baby prison
hey, you know what would be kinda fun? (what?)
now here you go again, you say
let's all game the Billboard charts and make this number one (that'd be really fun)
I know I can't be free
why won't the paparazzi leave me be? (come on!)
you want your freedom
please just treat me like a person, I'm not a piece of meat
I hang my head and pee

だめだね だめよ だめなのよ
and he pitches the ball in the same way
well who am I to keep you down?
to the same place every time, like an asshole
あんたが 好きで好きすぎて
it's a strong hit to the outfield
and it's a double for the Spies
どれだけ 強いお酒でも
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
he's a loser and a total disgrace
歪まない思い出が 馬鹿みたい
Mike Townsend is a disappointment
Mike Townsend better end up in flames, yeah

MUSIC MAKE YOU LOSE CONTROL

nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys! WAAH!